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Uber Virgin describes someone who is a beyond just a regular virgin. Usually their based on their lack of sexual intercourse experience.
An Uber Virgin is someone who has not only never had sex but also has never done other things sexually is a romantic or sexual relationship such as anal or oral or any non-penetrative sex, rubbing touching, cuddled/caressed, kissing, or even much less hugging or holding hands. They have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend, or even gone out on a date. They havenât even managed to have phone sex, sexted, or sent/received nudes.
Being an Uber Virgin can be considered very negative and very depressing. Some resort to porn for temporary fulfillment but never truly makes them happy because they are constantly reminded that they are not getting any. But some might choose to be Uber Virgins and are waiting for the right person or are just asexual. Most donât want anyone to know they are Uber Virgins out of fear someone finding out using it as an exploited or way to humiliate them.
It doesnât have to just relate to sex and relationships. It can related to other things like alcohol or drugs, parties, and other desires that they never got to try out and probably want to.
Example 1
Tom: Dude I found out Bill is an Uber Virgin!
Jim: GTFO he is almost 40 years old. Thatâs worse than being a regular virgin. We must help him because thatâs what friends are for. Iâll pay for a prostitute if I have to for him because I wouldn't want to be a 40 year old Uber Virgin not even a movie about that can be entertaining, it would just be depressing.
Example 2
Sara: Hey Jane how many guys you had sex with?
Jane: Zero.
Sara: None! Youâre a Virgin? How many Boyfriends have you had? How many you at least kissed?
Jane: Never had a boyfriend or ever been kissed.
Sara: So you are in 30s and still an Uber Virgin? Thatâs it, we are going back to my place and fixing this, I donât care if we are friends and you are straight. I can't let you live like this.
Jane: No, I want to wait for the right guy to come into my life and⦠also⦠I donât find women attractive
Sara: Hun if no guy has even offered to take you out by now, than the right guy isnât coming⦠or any other guy for that matter.
Jane: Youâre right⦠I canât do this anymore. I guess, since youâre the only one offering and you are my best friend, maybe I am losing it to the right person.
Sara: Don't worry I know how to treat a woman. After I go down on you, you will switch teams and be my girl.
A promiscuous woman's vagina that is like a deep dish pizza. Her pussy is so deep that no matter how big a male's phallus is, it will never be enough to satisfy her. You will probably need a two by four to avoid not falling in.
Girl: "idk who told yall 9in was a big dick, cause it's not"
Guy: "We got miss deep dish pussy over here"
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Feminisexual, or femini for short, is the sexual orientation in which a person is sexually attracted to another person who has a feminine appearance, regardless of their sex. Not to be confused as a gender. Feminisexual is similar to, but not the same as, bisexual/pansexual and more closer to a mix of Skoliosexual/gynephilia. The sex appeal is influenced by the mix of feminine physique/appearance, behaviors, clothing fashion. Both sexes can be feminisexual and can be sexually attracted to both feminine males and females.
A person that is slender, petite, delicate, pretty bodies and wearing feminine clothing as well will attract a femini person. Feminisexuals are attracted to mostly feminine females and are not obese or super masculine. Feminis can also find males attractive that have feminine beta submissive physique, like femboys, emos, scene, skaters, goth and twinks. Trans people can also be found attractive as well. Usually Male to Female Trans-women that are passable in feminine appearance fit a feminis sex appeal. And some female to male Trans-men could still have feminine qualities in appearance that can attract a feminisexual. Trans people this could include, but not limited to, people that are cross-dressers, drag-queens, transexuals, transgenders, ladyboys, and even androgynous. But mostly FTM traps are the most ideal. Both Pre-Op and Post-Op can also have the feminine sex appear for a feminisexual person.
Example 1:
(Sara) Turns out I'm a Femini, I though I might have been a lesbian but found the new guy at work that is an emo super fucking hot. His feminine six pack and raven hair easily persuaded me back to his place.
(Lisa) Turns out I am too. Even though I fine skater guys attractive. Sheila slid into my DMs and one thing led to another and we ended up back at her place.
(Sara) Sheila, your manager?
(Lisa) Yes, I know. I wanted to say no but when I saw her slender luscious hips and her sexy model-like physique, I couldn't resist.
(Sara) Touche. I would have done the same.
Example: 2
(Chad) Why are you dating a trap? Are you gay now or something?
(Brad) No, I'm feminisexual. So I'm turned on by her feminine looks.
(Chad) She still got a dick bro.
(Brad) You are going to tell me that gorgeous T H I C C trap booty doesn't remotely turn you on? Her feminine body and her femdick only makes it cuter.
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A feminine male that passes as a female and can do it all with just feminine clothes, dieting, exercising and natural feminine beauty. No use of surgery, breast implants, hormone injections, or makeup at all.
Having a natural feminine body that is close to a femaleâs body helps, even growing out their hair and nails in the process. Exercise is focuses on burning fat but avoids building muscle. Some may still want a T H I C C to extra T H I C C booty and thighs. Other natural traps may instead want to go for a thigh gap. Few might go for both. They are on a vegan, raw vegan or liquid diet. They also go for foods that produce estrogen and not testosterone.
Natural Traps might do this because they either can't or donât want to go through hormones, implants, or SRS due to medical or financially reasons. Others might do this for fun or for a challenge to see if they can achieve the female body without artificial products or methods. Some natural beauty products and other things, like waxing, can be an exception. As long as it is to maintain healthy skin, hair and body but arenât using artificial products, like blush or lipstick.
Natural traps are considered almost on the level of femboy, cross-dressing but are still in the trap category. Reverse natural traps, female to male, also exist as and do the opposite of MTF natural traps with their diet, exercise, and body care. There arenât as many FTM natural traps as MTF but they are better at passing off as the other gender though.
(Susan) "Okay Taylor you proved me wrong, now can you please stop. Yes, natural traps can be pass as females. I'll admit I was impressed and jealous that you could pull it off so well and you had guys hitting on you. But why are you are still doing it? You proved me wrong. Donât deny it because I caught you making out with Kyle yesterday, he doesn't even know you have a dick."
(Taylor) *sigh* "Girls didn't really like me as a guy but now, as a natural trap, I get hit on by guys and get taken out on dates and get gifts. I love the attention and the way my body feels and looks. I want it to stay this way. And by the way, Kyle does know and he said the dick makes it cuter".
(Matt) "So you were a chick this whole time? I just thought you were a bi guy"
(Angel) "I just didn't like being feminine. I love having ripped abs and a toned body. I liked working out with the guys and getting ass slapped in the locker room and checking out the hot babes at the bar with you guys."
(Matt) "I'm kind of turned on by that. But now you make me question my sexuality."
(Angel) "Isn't that the fun of it?" *wink*
(Matt) "I guess it is lol. So what happened with you and Susan, that babe you scored at the club and took home? Does she know?"
(Angel) "She has no idea what so ever. We hooked up at her place in the dark and thanks to my flat chest and realistic strapless strap-on, she didn't even know. She said I'm the best lover she has ever had sex with and loved it when I went down on her."
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