collar popper

1. one who is unusually proud of his homosexuality and displays it by popping the collar of his flamboyantly colored polo/button down shirt, and thinks it's cool to be a collar popper.

2. one who tries to feign coolness and popularity but ends up making himself look like an ass instead.

That collar popper is the biggest douche ever.

That popped collar makes him look like a fag.

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D.O.P.S.

Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.

Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.

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