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The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
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When a penis is exposed in a vulnerable state, while the penis may not be in direct danger, it is also not in a safe space.
A Chud is usually recognizable by the extreme mix of shame and shock on the exposed individual's face, with an attempt to cover one's self as not to feel vulnerable with their privates exposed.
Chud is not confused with a Chode, but a Chode could be in a Chud state.
David opened the bathroom door unexpectedly after Jack got out of the shower, and Jack quickly grabbed a towel to cover his Chud.
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the guy who everyone knows sells pot but is yet to be caught. He may possibly be your dealer, mostly likely grows his own stuff or has a large supply, often cheap sometimes medical
usually dosent smoke his own stuff.
person1: so who are we looking for?
person2: my Dr. Greenthumb
person1: oh that dude that stands in the ally by safeway with the afro and trench coat and box of lighters?
person2:yup
cop1:that guy in the hoodie over there is a Dr. Greenthumb
cop2: i know but he never has any on him or at his house.
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when someone has made a facebook or myspace twitter or skype for no reason. this profile is easily identified by the few friends no pictures and not too much information. on facebook it will tell you that the profile is incomplete. can also be identified by no recent posts if any or long period of inactivity.
person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
the act of humping a fat lady with a liposuctioned ass that is very tight and round
"i had soooo much fun with that girl last night" "did she have a hunker bunker" "HELL YA!!!!!"
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