Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

2014

One of the best years that ever happened.

Bald guy: "Woah, Jimmy, do you remember 2014?"
Jimmy: "Yes, it was one of the best years that ever happened."
Bald guy's bald guy: *Plays guitar*

Justin Bieber

A bald guy who goes around just getting arrested.

Person 1: "HEY, is that a bald guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, and it's Justin Bieber."
Person 1: "NOOOOO!"
Person 3 (Justin Bieber): "BOO!"
People 1 and 2: "AHH!"