Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

Snickers

A Choclate Bar .
This Choclate bar is a pretty good gift.
It is Unique.

I Want a Snickers, you bitch
How much does the Snicker Bar cost?

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

The Cum Cannon

The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.

Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)

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