Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.

Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"

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Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

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