Fuckjob

When you successfully make your wife or girlfriend jizz their pants. The act of having sex to a complete organsmic adventure. A true vagtastic voyage that you can share the tale with your pals.

Kendra - Hey, why didn't you come into work last night, we called you.

Mike - Well you see I would've but I don't like work and I was too busy giving my wife a really good fuckjob. Totally mind blow.

Spidermanning

The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)

Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!