Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.

Damn bro I really miss that cum pod

Rejectulation

When you’re about to ejaculate but instead of the cum squirting out of your penis regularly , it squirts blood out of your penis and cum starts dripping out your nose. Also a vary kinky pleasure 😉

Mom- Hey son what did you do today ?
Son- I had a rejectulation.
Mom- Oh , that sounds fun

Son-Yeah I would love rejectulation more with you in there!
Mom- Than next time I will sweety ;)