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When you’re about to ejaculate but instead of the cum squirting out of your penis regularly , it squirts blood out of your penis and cum starts dripping out your nose. Also a vary kinky pleasure 😉
Mom- Hey son what did you do today ?
Son- I had a rejectulation.
Mom- Oh , that sounds fun
Son-Yeah I would love rejectulation more with you in there!
Mom- Than next time I will sweety ;)
When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
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An act of male masturbation (and release) post sexual denial.
Ken tried to make sweet monkey love to his wife, but she wasn't in the mood. Despite this rejection, Ken still felt the need to ejaculate. So, he found a quiet place and rubbed one out. Then he went out for ice cream.
(Rejection) (Ejaculation) Rejectulation