Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

Hello There

"General Kenobi" - General Grievous.
This phrase is from a scene from Star Wars in where Obi-Wan Kenobi jumps down and greets General Grievous with "hello there" and Grievous responds with "General Kenobi".

Obi Wan Kenobi: Hello there
*suspenseful sound*
General Grievous: General Kenobi