Pickle Hater

A Pickle Hater is a rare and hard to find person who has a deformity in the pre-frontal cortex, causing them to dislike pickles. One way these people show their hatred to pickles is by throwing them away. Through DNA testing we have reason to believe that the Pickle Haters are left over from an alien invasion long ago as normal people like pickles. Please report every single Pickle Hater you find as they are extremely dangerous. Call (209) 633 0000

“God Kenzie is a Pickle Hater!”
“Oh god no! Not my Kenzie!”
“Did you have seggs with an alien Martha?”
“No, no, no! Please don’t do this Richard!”
*gun shots*
“I’m sorry Martha but I hate people like you, now it’s time to let Kenzie meet her mom again.”

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