Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

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