Samanthuel

You’ve got Samantha in one hand, and Samuel in the other, now smash your hands together and you get Samanthuel. This person is pure chaos, they definitely drink more than one energy drink a day. And chances are they’re Gender Queer. Probably in love with 2d men, and they like to game. Basically this person is what internet cringe looks like as a person. But they’re a good listener and they’re always fun to be around, even when they’ve barely gotten two hours sleep. Keep a Samanthuel in your life.

Damn, Samanthuel is such a swag person.