I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

Jacked on

Plugged in to many electronic devices such as MP3 player, I phone, blackberry, to the point of not dealing with the real world.

He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...

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