Texas Strong

1. The act of fellating a man who has repeatedly and continuously insulted your wife's appearance or who has accused your father of being a traitor.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.

"Man, that Cancun Cruz sure is Texas Strong."

McCain Shuffle

Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.

Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.

Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.

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