Dick Destitute

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

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Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."