polish abortion

n. diarrhea. (see also polish prince and polish quints)

Darrin had a polish abortion, having already produced an heir to the throne.

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polish prince

n. A poo. polish quints polish abortion

The kingdom rejoiced when Darrin gave birth to a polish prince.

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polish quints

n. Several small round poo nuggets. polish prince polish abortion

Darrin's got a lot on his mind. He just gave birth to polish quints.

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blown starfish

a precursor to the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. See ass tulip.

I can't let that dolphin do me in the butt, I have a well-developed blown starfish.

Man, my starfish is blown!

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