Shbloke

Noun, derived from the term 'shit bloke'.

Harry: are you gonna come for a pint tonight

Sam: nah I've got to be lifeguarding at 2 tomorrow, probably gonna leave it

Harry: you are a complete shbloke

Toulouse

The act of getting too loose through the relentless consumption of alcohol.

Tarquin: what happened to you last night mate?

Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw

Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse

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Baeyg Noibend!

Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.

You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"