Honky rig

A term used to describe a temporary fix or quick fix for an object using any tools at hand. Also used for combining various unrelated objects in a ingenius way to create an otherwise unavailable piece of equipment. A Synonym for nigger rig designed to be used around sensitive company.

Friend: How did you fix your vibrating, electric razor?

Me: I had to honky rig one from a razor blade, duck tape, fishing line, and my wife's dildo.

Friend: very nice

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Punk-faggot

Someone who becomes so afriad/intimidated by an opponent that they allow themself to be stumpbroke or engage in some other form of faggotry in exchange for peace.

Friend: Prison can turn men into punk-faggots.

Me: I disagree. I think a lot of punk-faggots just happen to go to prison.