Diana

A Diana is an oddity found wandering the halls of some high schools. Ginger hair, dark makeup, and squish are all part of a normal Diana. On many occasions a Diana will be listening to loud death metal, or angry music of any sort. A Diana is usually friendly, and will accept love and companions easily. It's batteries are powered by coffee, and will happily collapse in any designated are when running low. Diana's require lots of attention, and have the bad habit of going into emo-mode when malfunctioning slightly.

Hey, what's that noise?
Oh, it's just a Diana.

Who drank all my coffee?
Probably a Diana.

What's this thing sleeping on my boy/girlfriend?
YOU JUST GOT DIANA'D, BITCH.

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