Nadia

A five foot two, 115 pound blue-eyed redhead manga vigilante with a blonde streak down her right side, who specifically targets child abusers (especially child molesters), white supremacists, rapists, and the occasional politician, televangelist, or used car salesperson, with a sadistic vengeance that would probably even make Dexter puke.

Dude, Nadia just killed a chimo

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420

(1) The ACTUAL country code for phone numbers assigned to the Czech Republic.
(2) A currently unused area code in the North American Numbering Plan which should totally be assigned to Denver, Colorado in place of 303 or Ann Arbor, Michigan in place of 734.
(3) A major pot-smoking holiday
(4) The actual page count of the novel "Nobody's Property" whose main character consumes medical marijuana to treat mental disorders.

Mary: What's the country code for Prague?
Jane: Well, it's in the Czech Republic, so 420...
Mary: No way!
Jane: Really. I shit you not!

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GBTEW

Text/Internet slang for "Go Back To Europe Whitey", usually in response to GBTAN ("Go Back to Africa N*****")

Both have been used from time to time on Evony, but the terms are used on other online games as well.

Player #1: PWNED

Player #2: GBTAN

Player #1: GBTEW

Player #2: WTF? That's racist!

Player #1: If you don't want it, don't start it.

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film school english

Film School English is a lot like ordinary English, but with more swearing.

Jake: What the fuck is Film School English?
Sam: When you cuss a lot fucking more than you normally fucking would in a fucking sentence.
Jake: Shit! I fucking love fucking Film School English!
Sam: Fucking A! Let's fucking go fucking get a fucking beer!

Trumpnado

Similar to a tornado in its destructiveness, but mushroom-shaped and usually resulting from a nuclear blast.

The golden hue in the sky with the white Trumpnado signaled the beginning of World War III.

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Lima accent

One of several Ohio accents (believe it or not, there are many), and the one used in the speech of the late Phyllis Diller, retired Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, retired news anchor Jim Baldridge, and the guy who wrote the Nobody's Property manga series, all of whom were either born and/or in the last example, grew up, in or near Lima.

Also how the characters in the cast of Glee talk.

People with a Lima accent generally have the following traits:

* They ALWAYS pronounce the I in Lima, Ohio like "pie" not "pea"!!!!! In fact, kids who grow up near Lima, Ohio often mispronounce Lima, Peru at first, which is pronouced the other way.
* They tend to sound like people who are on the news, as this is often mistaken for the "Ohio accent" that everyone in broadcasting school is taught.

* A little bit of the North Central (more Michigan infused than Wisconsin/Minnesota - we don't do that thing with the Os or say don't you know -but it's not always clear whether someone with a Lima accent is saying merry, marry, or Mary at times if they say one of these.
* Groceries is pronounced GROSSeries, not GROSHeries, god damn it! If you pronounce it the other way, you might be mistaken for someone from Cleveland or Dayton. The ones in Ohio or Tennessee!
* They also know that Bellefontaine, Ohio is pronounced Bell-fountain not bella-fon-tayn.

1: I'm going to LEE-mah, Ohio.
2: It's LIE-mah.
1: Are you sure?
2: Yeah.
1: I'm pretty sure it's LEE-MAH.

2: Yeah. I'm from LIE-mah. Well, I grew up at Indian Lake, which is like half an hour from Lima, anyway. I actually have a Lima accent. Most people who grew up there do.
1: Isn't that near BELLA-FON-TAYN? I lived there for years!
2: Bullshit...if you had, you'd know the locals pronounce it BELL-FOUNTAIN.

Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.