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ass panda

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

by Daisy27 August 26, 2006

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Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).

by Daisy27 June 14, 2012

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