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WÅadek's wife. That is enough.
Ela: "johnny zlaz na dóÅ."
Johnny: "po co?"
Ela: "Po jajco. Zlaz kurwa już."
The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.
Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..."
*adam pulls up.*
The best fucking person in sosnowiec. When his car pulls up to your village, every guy turns to a priest, and every woman turns into a nun. The best priest you could meet. The pope wishes he was him.
Adamus: *singing barka*
*everyone sings along with tears.*
A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.
Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"
Me: "he's a ginger."
*everyone in the school bullies you*
The thing we all dream of having.
Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."
Every male on earth: "same."
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Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."
Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."
A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.
Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."