Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

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Im just tired

A phrase used to subvert the true cause.

Used when no good excuse is readily available.

Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.

May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.

"Hey Bob, you look sick."
"No, Im just tired."

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Mandle

A melding of the phrase "man handle"

To mandle is to take control of any given situation with such passion and severity that only the manliest of men could over come.
it is a suggested course of action to complete tasks, or to gain control.

Mandaling may also be used as a term for describing a situation in which things turned out for the worse.

Nick and joe Mandled the rush at work last night

we can mandle this pizza on our own

We got mandled during this game

Its time to mandle this math homework.

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slutsherface

A) an ex girlfriend or an old hook up that caused more problems in your life than any other disaster.

B) Someone who is a complete whore and whose name is of no importance to you or any other potential hook up.

A) yeah you guys remember stutsherface, she fucking ruined my life

B) hey jeff, you gunna get at slutsherface?

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Murdalate

The melding of the two words "Murder" and "Annihilate"

To destroy, decimate, maim, or obliterate completely.

used as a phrase to express the strong desire to release all anger on one focal point.

also used to express displeasure.

I want to Murdalate my coworkers for being so dumb

I got muralated at work today

I swear if I ever see him again i murdalate him.