Tiktok

The anti-christ turned into a phone application

Person (likely in special ed classes): do you have tiktok?
Anyone with more than 7 brain cells in their head: *pulls out crucifix*

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Fortnite

A curse put on selective kids between the ages of 11-17 that symbolize eternal virginity, and a loss of the chance to ever perform intercourse with a woman until the end of your days.

Jimmy: Oh hey Mark, play any Fortnite over the weekend?
Mark: Ew no get away virgin *pulls out crucifix*

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