Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

Silver Wings

When you eat out a woman that is going through menopause.

I earned my silver wings last night with Rose, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

Silver Wings

When you eat out a woman that is going through menopause.

I earned my silver wings last night with Rose, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.