Juddobv

When something is as obvious as Chris Judd winning the 2004 AFL brownlow medal.

Chris: Brisbane are going to win the grand final again.
Gazza: Juddobv

slutfucker

A word used in anger towards someone else as a quick insult when nothing else comes to mind. Made famous by Greg Jarvis.

Fuckin cockhead slutfucker bitch

Carded

To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)

I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!