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Precious

Noun.

A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.

Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.

by Daman009 June 10, 2010

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The Minnesota Pincher

In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.

Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher

Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?

Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.

by Daman009 November 30, 2010

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