Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.