slappin' the bag

Awkwardly chugging beer out of an indian sachel in Applebee's the restaurant, while simultaneously slapping it like a naughty baby's bottom.

Waitress: "Excuse me sir, what are you doing?"

Man: "I'm slappin' the bag, would you like to be slappin' the bag?"

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pickin' the apples

Vigorously masterbating in the shower and then proceeding to splat on the wall in front of you.

(while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."

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crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

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