Pyro

1) n - Someone who is physically attracted to people with red hair.

2) v - To romantically, sexually, or platonically pursue someone with red hair. (I/you pyro, he/she pyros, I am/you are/he is/she is pyroing)

1) Pop culture is filled with pyros: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, those pirates from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, Eric Foreman, Spider-man, Benjamin Button, any straight male character adjacent to Emma Stone, to name a few.

1) "Look at Matt over there, with Nicole Kidman and Amy Adams posters all over his dorm. Whadda pyro."

2) "Whenever I visit Scotland (13% redheads), I pryo. I can't help it!"

2) Jack Dawson was laying out his pyroing skills aboard the Titanic when he fell in love with Rose.

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