Bloobering

NY Slag; Similar to that of blubbering, but typically used in terms of idiotic behavior and without the crying that blubbering insinuates.

Look at that bloobering moron over there acting like an asshole.

Jenvy

The art and act of both “Jealousy" and “Envy” in conduction of oneself upon that of another due to perceived disadvantage.

Why you so full of jenvy bro?
She is just jenvious I have a better car than she does.