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A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that youâre going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. Thatâs a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
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You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasnât listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!
She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?
Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
Stoops is anything that is bussin, hot, fresh, funny, cool. Stoops is anything that makes you feel a certain good way.
That bitch is Stoops.
That whip was stoops.
Iâm in that Stoops kind of mood.
When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.
That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.
So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.
After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.
A KAZOOBIE is a Black/African American ACQUAINTANCE or FRIEND that is being a complete dick head or asshole.
I grew up smack dab in the middle of the Great Plains, in Omaha Nebraska and I had never heard of a KAZOOBIE being anything other than a term of endearment for a friend who is being a complete asshole while also being black/African American.
Tyriqueâs mom pissed him off when she yelled at him about his failing grades, he is being such a KAZOOBIE. and taking it out on us.
Goose-Frabba my KAZOOBIE, calm the fuck down.