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When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.
I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.
To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag
Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned
Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor
We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.
Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.
Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.
When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
To scream so much that you blow out a vocal cord
She scromed so much at the haunted house last night, that we went directly to the ER to see what they could do for her throat.