dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

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yellowcard

Yet another "emo-era" pop/punk band with cliched and basic lyrics, elementary instrument skills and whiny and untalented vocals. they have a violinist, he doesn't make the band good or unique. spare yourself from this garbage.

for real music see:
Tool
A Perfect Circle
Deftones
Incubus
Audioslave
Velvet Revolver
Shinedown.

While Yellowcard maybe popular, closer examination and comparisons of their lyrics, vocals, and instrumentals to that of bands such as Tool may shock you at how bad they really are.

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jackoffasaur

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park

That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid

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offspring

best band ever concived

the offspring rule

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hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

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meatflower

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.

Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.

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snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

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