Middle of the road

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.

"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."

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Red State Blues

When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.

If you live in a state that voted for bush and you're gay you must got some red state blues

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