scoot

Verb: describes when a dog rubs its dirty anus along the carpet to dislodge clagnuts. See also scoot ass.

We will have to train Rover not to scoot in the lounge before we buy new carpet.

hoof

A verb to describe the smoking of marijuana.

I love to hoof a fat joint the moment I wake up.

chalk

London expression for coke (cocaine)

That's mighty fine chalk you've managed to acquire from Bristol.

hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

humdinger

Something that is extraordinary.

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

switch

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.