chunst

1. A bumbling boob

2. A chump set up to take the fall

3. A duffed shot in golf

1. "And then Gary knocked over everything like a total chunst"

2. "So Future Shock will the chunst. The entire record company will be in his name."

3. "I hit a fantastic drive on the par 5 to within a smooth 7 iron of the green and then I chunst my approach shot into some rich asshole's martini"

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Caseoff

A contest between 2 or more participants to shotgun 12 beer fastest. Vomiting is permitted and expected so a suitable puke bucket is placed in the middle of the contestants.

The Champ and Big Daddy were arguing about who could drink a dozen beer the fastest. The only way to settle it was to have a caseoff right there.

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kokodil

The resulting gangrenous lump of cartilage from shooting krokodil into your cock

"This Russian junkie whipped it out to piss in front of me in Moscow. And he had a total Kokodil!!"

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Dinkbags

1. Can be used as a pejorative, or to show comradery, much like the word "asshole."

2. One or more condoms still in the wrapper

2a. Once the condom is used, the singular tense is preferred and it is a Dinkbag

3. Dicksee Di'anno

1. "Hey why'd you have to be a total Dinkbags and ruin Gary's wedding to Bob?" "Hey Dinkbags, could you score me a beer?"

2. "Hey you got any Dinkbags on you? I got a hot date."

2a. "You left a salty reeking dinkbag hanging from the chandalier last night"

3. Dinkbags

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Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

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yellow scarf

An elegant necklace of piss and cum

"Dude she let you give her a yellow scarf, like on the 2nd date? Gnar!!

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