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The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until youâre out of semen
Fuck that bro I ainât going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank
When you take 100 pound weight and lift it Up with your dick
Thatâs the last time I am doing angel dust because thereâs pictures in my phone of me doing the muscle meat
The act of taking six rubber bands and wrapping them around your balls and having somebody punch the fuck out of them
Dude I experimented with some BDSM yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Indian punchingbag it was fucking awesome
The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist
Yo I got so high last night that I gave myself an Irish wristwatch
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When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off
Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!
The act of gluing one manâs dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum
I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue
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