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A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.
Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.
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Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
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A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.
Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
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Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.
Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
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Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
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A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.
If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.
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