hotmail

A mailing system delivered by Microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.

Alex: Dude, I keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad

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internet explorer bug

One of 2 possibilities:

1) A security hole in IE that leaves the user open to viruses and spyware.

2) A bug in the way the hopeless browser renders a webpage when every other browser displays it correctly

Web designer 1: Man, what's happened to my page? It looked great when I designed it in Firefox

Web designer 2: Dude, that's an internet explorer bug again. Why do people even use this pile of rubbish anymore. *Sighs*

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mac bashing

Criticising the Apple Mac operating system. Many Windows die hard fans do this to boost their egos and confidence in their own favourite operating system

Tom: Windows rules. Mac is rubbish. I hate Apple so much - iPods are disgusting, get a MS Zune instead

Mark: Stop mac bashing - it's getting on my nerves

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remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

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dear diary

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.

Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.

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Bush league

Used to describe something shoddy or rubbish.

G.W.Bush: My fellow Americans, my days as President have been Bush league

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linux geek

A fan of the Linux operating system stereotyped to be a geek because of the need to memorise hundreds if not thousands of commands to actually use the computer.

They are usually very defensive of their operating system and hate Windows users and Mac addicts alike.

Windows user: I'm just going to play Rome:Total War now
Mac user: I think I'll edit some photos or create a movie perhaps
Linux geek: I can't play games or edit photos. I'll entertain myself memorising some cryptic commands - that will help me succeed in life

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