Fauxtoshoot

A photoshoot with an amateur model, most commonly an adult gay male, not intended for publication anywhere other than personal websites (facebook, connexion, etc). The fauxtoshoot is a way to live out an adolescent fantasy of getting "Glamour Shots" at the mall.

I unfriended him because he clogs up my news feed with the addition of random strangers and uploads from his most recent fauxtoshoot.

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Slut and Rally

When someone leaves a party to go hook-up and then goes back to the party afterwards. Similar to the boot and rally, but instead of blowing chunks, the person likely blew something/someone else.

After we screwed I totally wasn't ready for the night to end, so I pulled a slut and rally!

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Slashee

Someone who thinks they should be a model, but is unable to earn money doing so and must maintain a regular job. That person is a something-slash-model. Common slashees are bartender/model, salesclerk/model and waiter/model. Their "modeling" work is often limited to their own profiles on social networking sites.

That slashee just loaded yet another set of wannabe modeling shots to her Facebook; if only she were as pretty as she thinks she is, she wouldn't be slinging beers at Joe's.

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Frenema

The act of going through your facebook and cleaning yourself out of unwanted friends.

I gave myself a frenema last night and flushed away 86 people from my facebook.

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Bump and Grindr

The act of snorting a drug (meth, coke, ketamine, ecstasy) and then having sex with someone off the popular gay hook-up application, Grindr.

Look at that cracked out queen, bet he gets online later to arrange a bump and grindr.

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