Blog

1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.

Example: "I just wasted an hour reading that idiot's blog about his cat's diet. Who gives a shit?"

Soon

Adverb.
Soon means that shit's gonna happen before you can even finish your drink. Like, you’re still trying to figure out if you want another round, and bam! It’s right around the corner, ready to smack you in the face.

Example: "I’ll be there soon, just gotta finish this goddamn beer."

Roadkill

Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"

Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"

Left

The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.

Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.

To stand by

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.

An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”

Make it up to

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.

Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."

Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."