off the chain

Out of control, wild fun. Just like when your pitbull gets off the chain in the back yard and tears through the neighborhood.

I may be a 35-year-old white DJ from Maine, but this joint is off the chain!

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about average

In the world of online dating portals, this is how fat people describe themselves. Not to be confused with "a few extra pounds", which indicates the person is morbidly obese.

"Her profile said she was 'about average', but it turns out she was WAY too average"

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