shondles

shoes, or the affirmative 'sure', alternatively, see also trondles and chondles

lament - "oh, i can't put me shondles on"

affirmation - Q. "fried breakfast tomorrow morning?" A. "for shondles!"

1👍 2👎

trondles

trousers. see also chondles, shondles

"you comin' out, sunshine?"

"yeah just let me put me trondles on"

chondles

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.

'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'

4👍 1👎

the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson