cat person

cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/

1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets

2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess

3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance

4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex

ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)

1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.

2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.

3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.

4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.

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schmoloch

Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.

In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."

In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."

In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."

For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."