Crust

The word 'crust' has several meanings. It means a person, Whom can spend hours on end in a bed, On a couch etc, Watching a marathon of a TV series or movie, Like Law and Order or The Simpsons or even for a movie Snakes on a plane. A crust is a person who enjoys a take away greasy meal rather than a nice home cooked meal. Or it can be used to refer to doing all of the activities above.

Friend " Oi what are you doing today"

You " Just crusting "

Polidicking

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.

He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.

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illterate

To describe someone who is Illiterate, or someone who just read something wrong

"I'm So Illterate today"
Judy says, "Guys, what's a Vagita?" ...it's actually "Vagina"...So, Judy is Illterate

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