Twilight

One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!

Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"

Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"

Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"

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Tool

A progressive Metal band that rocks the world upside down.

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down"
GUy #2: "Maybe Tool had a concert!"

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