Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."