You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

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suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.

Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)

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